1 Jaga bomb blast ke baad ek aadmi chila raha tha
"O God. mera haath urh gaya"
Nurse: "Hosla karo mat ro, dekho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, woh b to chup hai"
Larka Larki Molvi ke paas gaye aur bole:
"Jaldi se humari nikah parho"
Molvi ne nikal parha dia
Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?"
Molvi bola: "Apni biwi ki khubsurti ke mutabiq paise dedo"
Larke ne 1 rupiya diya achanak hawa chali aur larki k mu se niqab uth gaya
Molvi ne dekha to bola: "Apne baqaya paise to leta ja bhai"
Frnd: Jab Garmi parti hai to aap kia karte ho
Kanjoos: hum sab AC k samne beth jatay hai.
Frnd: Jab us se bhi zyada garmi parti hai to.
Kanjoos: Phir hum AC on karte hai
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