Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

*A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure
enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also
at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son
says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you
stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in
order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should
expect a big quarrel with her!" *
*His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M
MARRIED!" *
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*Moral*
*Self-induced hangover - Rs. 2000.00*
*Broken furniture - Rs. 20, 000.00*
*Breakfast - Rs. 200.00*
*Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS*
*There are some things that money can't buy *


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