Amazing Calculations!!

Amazing Calculations!!

*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



*OFFICE ARITHMETIC
*

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



*SHOPPING MATH
*

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.


A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



*HAPPINESS
*
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.



*LONGEVITY
*

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.



*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
*

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



*DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
*

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU
KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.