====GUJJJJU CONFIDANCE ====

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

                                     5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One
candidate is Kantibhai Shah..

                                       Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not
know JAVA may leave..

                                                              2000 people leave the room.

                      Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing
to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

                              Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing
more than 100 people may leave.

                                                              2000 people leave the room.

      Kantibhai says to himself  'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing
to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays.

                                         Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have
management diplomas may leave.

                                                              500 people leave the room..

                       Kantibhai says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I
got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

                                    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not
speak Serbo-Croat to leave.

                                                              498 people leave the room..

    Kantibhai says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have
to los e ?' So he stays and finds himself with one other
                                                          candidate; Everyone else has
gone..

  Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak
Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation
                                                              together in that language.'

                                         Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate
and says 'Kem Chho ?'

                                                     The other candidate answers 'Ekdam
Majama !'